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I feel like posting today
So I am typing this topic for you today./
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Re: I feel like posting today
I was having a smoke yesterday, and I felt a fart coming on : I shit myself.
Sincerely, PTK Head procrastinator of do nothing inc
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Ahhh, the old wet fart. That takes me back to 1915. I was serving as a undreraged officer in the Austrian Army see...
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Re: I feel like posting today
WE DON'T WANNA KNOW!
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WHEN SUDDENLY, RUSSKIS EVERYWHERE! So, I asked my regimental commader what to do! Now, he didn't speak a word of English, as he was Hungarian. Infact, he didn't know why the fuck I was there. But he said something that sounded like shit yourself. I later lurned he infact said tell my wife you love her. But that is irrelvenet! I obayed at once. The Russians, suddenly seeing my breeches turn brown, quickly thought I was some sort of mage, and fled. And thats how we won the war!....Even though we lost.
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Re: I feel like posting today
I am a eight year old prostitute.
Sex for food!
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Let's get you outta there, PTK! *rescues PTK*
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Re: I feel like posting today
Once upon a day, I was a fish in the ocean. I swam around, and I ate alga. Sometimes I swoop down and eat me a crab. The crab tasted somewhat good.
And then I swam up, and I found a dead human. I took a bite. and it didnt taste that bad, not bad at all.
So I nibble, thrice in rapid succesion for about 5 weeks. I then placed the humans skeliton (including skull) into one of the local compost bins. I lit a match. Which was funny, considering I was in the underwater world! I said some stuff and then I did a merry jig with my fish fins.
I danced around for awhile and then a bunch of humans (I think native humans) they walked on through, they had a box, it look sort of like pandora's box. I'm not really sure, they were pissing too, so the water was all cloudy. I think one of those humans contracted the clap. And well, then I blacked out... I dont remember much after that. I think I whent in a Kentucky fried chicken and got a basket of chicken, and some home fries and a medium pop... Atleast I think so.. I'm not sure,.
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