Excel Saga Fanfic
Excel is a chicken.

Ye ol disclaimer Hey everyone, I don't own Excel Saga. So don't sue me. I have no money. I am poor. No joke. This is a cross-over fanfiction, there is many things added in here. And it would take way too much time to name all of the entities.

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Excel thinks she is a chicken because she forgot to take her medication. She doesnt take her medication because she thinks coffee is the answer. The answer to what ever ails her. "Time for more coffee" Hyatt screamed and blew up into a bunch of bloody chunks.
Excel ate the chunks and then Hyatt re-spawned, Halo style out of the blue as retarded as that sounds and is. Then your mom had a cake and she thought she could eat it, too. Though I dont think your mother has anything to do with this story.

Flash-ahead -----------

Excel is eating a donut and the donut starts to speak. It talks of all the greatness of cheese and how her hair is a pretty yellow like the piss in a toilet bowl.
Excel said "Why thank-you, Mr donut-san" And she gleefully ate the donut making white stains on her lips. She licked her lips and then Me-tan broke into Tim Horton's and made the Blue Screen of death appear and smashed into Excel-Tan making tables, donuts and all kinds of chickens to appear flying away. The chickens started attacking everyone someone hit a chicken one too many times somewhere at a farm, far far away in a toilet bowl. Me-tan rebooted and Excel layed unconcious in a pile of donuts. The donuts started singing a very eery song And Tim Horton's was replaced by a retarded series of characters that were green and then suddenly all the chairs replace and all anyone could see was a blue screen that said something bad happened. Sort of like pancakse gone wrong. Or whatever lewd stupid metaphore of which the author can't really think of anything to say on that matter.

WTF was that

Something I wrote when the doctors had me on pills that fucked with my head.

wow i mean wow

This is art!

Or something, I just find it interesting, bumped

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