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Reach for the stars...
Whooooaaa....yeah....

You stand on a distant planet,
Skyline of red plateaus.
Strange air and vegetation...
You're a winner!

Welcome to the Space Olympics,
The year 30 22.
Take part in a grand tradition -
YOUR NAME ECHOES IN THE HALLS OF THE UNIVERSE!

OHHHhhh-ho-ho
Yeahh-eahhh-ahhhh

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!
TAKE YOUR GAME INTO OUTER SPACE!

Every single galactic athlete
Needs a coded ID badge.
Drug tests are manditory...
YOUR A WINNER!

The athletes' village is on Zargon,
You all get a junior suite.
We don't cover incidentals...
SO KEEP YOUR ASS OUT THE MINI-BAR!

YOU'RE THE BEST IN THE WORLD!
BRACE YOURSELF CAUSE THERE'S NO GRAVITY!

YOU'RE IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SPACE OLYMPICS!
YEAH-HEAAH-AAHHH!!

Let it be known by every nation
You'll only get one meal a day.
There was a bit of a budget snafu,
And food funding is insufficient!

We can't really enforce a curfew
As there is no light or sound.
Just one of the many problems
With hosting a sporting event in space!

~Attention all athletes: there are minor scheduling adjustments...~
SPACE DISC!
Is totally canceled.
SPACE SWORDS!
Is totally canceled!
SPACE LUGE!
Is also canceled!
(And all other events are pending!)

Welcome to your Space Olympics!
All the oxygen has run out.
And someone who will not be named
Accidentally hit self-destruct!

As you file to your escape pods
I'll distract the alien hordes.
^(YOU'RE IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SPACE OLYMPICS!)
And as I stare death in the face
I know my sins will take me to hell!

You do it for the love!
My love!
And there ain't no woman who can take your spot,
My love!

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Post Re: Space Olympics.
SPACE OLYMPICS?

SIGN ME UP FOR THIS SHIT GODDAMN

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Dark Jester wrote:
Reach for the stars...
Whooooaaa....yeah....

You stand on a distant planet,
Skyline of red plateaus.
Strange air and vegetation...
You're a winner!

Welcome to the Space Olympics,
The year 30 22.
Take part in a grand tradition -
YOUR NAME ECHOES IN THE HALLS OF THE UNIVERSE!

OHHHhhh-ho-ho
Yeahh-eahhh-ahhhh

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!
TAKE YOUR GAME INTO OUTER SPACE!

Every single galactic athlete
Needs a coded ID badge.
Drug tests are manditory...
YOUR A WINNER!

The athletes' village is on Zargon,
You all get a junior suite.
We don't cover incidentals...
SO KEEP YOUR ASS OUT THE MINI-BAR!

YOU'RE THE BEST IN THE WORLD!
BRACE YOURSELF CAUSE THERE'S NO GRAVITY!

YOU'RE IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SPACE OLYMPICS!
YEAH-HEAAH-AAHHH!!

Let it be known by every nation
You'll only get one meal a day.
There was a bit of a budget snafu,
And food funding is insufficient!

We can't really enforce a curfew
As there is no light or sound.
Just one of the many problems
With hosting a sporting event in space!

~Attention all athletes: there are minor scheduling adjustments...~
SPACE DISC!
Is totally canceled.
SPACE SWORDS!
Is totally canceled!
SPACE LUGE!
Is also canceled!
(And all other events are pending!)

Welcome to your Space Olympics!
All the oxygen has run out.
And someone who will not be named
Accidentally hit self-destruct!

As you file to your escape pods
I'll distract the alien hordes.
^(YOU'RE IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SPACE OLYMPICS!)
And as I stare death in the face
I know my sins will take me to hell!

You do it for the love!
My love!
And there ain't no woman who can take your spot,
My love!


Reminds me of Super Mario Galaxy. :P

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Post Re: Space Olympics.
sounds like fun >^-^<


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SEMPER MARS!

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I'd love to see how that team would preform...

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semper mars?


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Heck Yeah! :P

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who is dat????


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Some team from Mars of course!

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lol ok


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woah O.O


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YOU KNOW IT WAS THE BEST FILM EVER

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lol yeah it was cool


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