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rosie
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 How to kill a roommate and get away with it? So, I have three roommates, two of which who are incompetent and yet pretend to know everything in the world. They also have to complain about everything once they find something to complain about. n0th1n can attest to that.
Anyway, I'm not here to tell my sappy story about how much I hate them right now, I just want to know various ways I could just kill them off so I can be done with them. Granted, I probably won't kill them anyway, but it'd be nice to know of some methods in case things get to be too extreme for me.
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「H A N Z O」
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Re: How to kill a roommate and get away with it? 1.Tell German their zombie
2. Supply said German with binoculars
3.???
4. PROFIT
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Re: How to kill a roommate and get away with it? Show them your loli gore collection
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Re: How to kill a roommate and get away with it? Push them into a cement mixer.
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「H A N Z O」
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Re: How to kill a roommate and get away with it? PUSH THEM INTO A TIME MACHINE TO THE NINTEYS. WITH ME IN IT TOO.
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n0th1n
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Re: How to kill a roommate and get away with it? Make them listen to lots of Country Music.
It was apparently found in a study that Country Music increases suicidal tendencies.
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rosie
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Re: How to kill a roommate and get away with it? Only one of them hates country, from what I remember.
Also, I lost all my loligore when I switched harddrives.
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psychokittyboy
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Re: How to kill a roommate and get away with it? I suggest the old fashion way. Suggest camping trip to Crystal Lake/Lake Placid/etc etc. Once there, say you must use restroom. When you do not come back in 30 minutes, they will go looking for you. One by one pick them off. I suggest horrid yet inventive ways, preferbly with odd theme music going on in the back ground. In the end, let one escape... for now. Soon they will return (remember, all victims are retarded, even the one's with a PhD). They shall bring yet more prey, and the fun begins anew. Insert: http://www.esnips.com/doc/ffdf3b77-369a ... 653/Psycho
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n0th1n
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Re: How to kill a roommate and get away with it? rosie wrote: Only one of them hates country, from what I remember.
Also, I lost all my loligore when I switched harddrives. Doesn't matter, it simply increases suicidal tendencies.
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rosie
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Re: How to kill a roommate and get away with it? I have a feeling it'll create homicidal tendencies in one.
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Re: How to kill a roommate and get away with it? Wait, wait, wait, you know n0th1n in real life?
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rosie
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Re: How to kill a roommate and get away with it? F_Junk_Dump wrote: Wait, wait, wait, you know n0th1n in real life? Yessums, we go to the same university and have been dating each other for a while. I joined FH 'cause he kept talking about the forums (previous reincarnations of it at least, before he discovered this one was back up), and it seemed really interesting and cool.
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psychokittyboy
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Re: How to kill a roommate and get away with it? TAKE MY ADVICE, NOW!
ALSO, HOW DO I INSERT THAT SOUND CLIP IN HERE?!
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Re: How to kill a roommate and get away with it? rosie wrote: F_Junk_Dump wrote: Wait, wait, wait, you know n0th1n in real life? Yessums, we go to the same university and have been dating each other for a while. I joined FH 'cause he kept talking about the forums (previous reincarnations of it at least, before he discovered this one was back up), and it seemed really interesting and cool. Lol, I thought you were a guy for a second till I saw your gender icon, but I still think you are a guy ![:;]](http://www.forkheads.net/images/smilies/icon_forkheads_wink.gif "icwink")
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rosie
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Re: How to kill a roommate and get away with it? Well, I think n0th1n should be worried if I were a guy.
...or maybe he likes it that way.
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