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Fucking badass!
I was snooping around google trying to see if there was any information out about the possibility of new Dark Lotus or ICP music any time soon...came across this article:
"Two teens with their faces painted like clowns were arrested last weekend in a Salt Lake City suburb for allegedly trying to kidnap a 5-year-old boy - the second time in recent weeks that members of the Juggalos gang have crossed paths with police.
Juggalos are enthusiasts of the rap group Insane Clown Posse, but police say it can be difficult to define the movement. The Salt Lake Metro Gang Unit officially estimates there are as many as 4,000 Juggalos in Utah, but an expert said only about 15 percent of the group are involved in gang activity.
On July 29, two suspected Juggalos attacked a teen outside his Kearns, Utah, home with a knife and a four-bladed replica of a medieval battle ax.
On Saturday evening in West Valley City, two teens with faces painted like clowns - half smiling, half frowning - tried pulling a 5-year-old boy into a car.
The two suspects, ages 18 and 15, were found in the area with paint still on their faces. "
CLOWN LOVE FOR LIFE! THE REVOLUTION IS ON!!!! Time to answer a couple questions you might have. 1: 15% of 4,000 is 600. 2: How do you define the Juggalo movement? Or more specifically...
What is a Juggalo? Let me think for a second...(Well?) Oh! He gets butt-naked. Then he walks through the streets winkin' at freaks With a two liter stuck in his butt-cheeks!
What is a Juggalo? He just don't care. He might try ta put a weave in his nut-hair! Cause he can give a fuck less what a bitch thinks. He tells her that her butt stinks, and all that!
What is a Juggalo? He drinks like a fish. Then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch. Next thing he's pickin' fights with his best friends, Then he starts with the huggin' again (fuck...)
What is a Juggalo? A fuckin' lunatic. Somebody with a rope tied to his dick. Then he jumps out a 10 story window. *spring sound effect followed by crash*...............oh...
What is a Juggaloooo? (A Juggalo? If that's what it is then the fuck if I know.) What is a Juggaloooo? (I don't know but I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life yo')
What is a Juggaloooo? (A Juggalo? If that's what it is then the fuck if I know.) What is a Juggaloooo? (I don't know but I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life yo')
What is a Juggalo? A dead body! Well he ain't really dead But he ain't like anybody that you've ever seen before... He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four!
What is a Ju---"What? What the fuck? Man that shit is whack, dog!" ("Don't worry about my shit, just rap motherfucker...")
What is a Juggalo? He ain't a bitch-boy. He'll walk through da hills and beat down a rich boy! Walk right in your house when your havin' supper And dip his nuts in your soup...BLOOP!
What is a Juggalo? Well he ain't a phony! He'll walk up and bust a knut in your macaroni. And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit Cause you're a stupid-ass dumb fucking idiot.
What is a Juggalo? He's a graduate! He graduated from.............well! At least he's got a job, he's not a dumb putz, He works for himself scratchin his nuts!
What is a Juggalo? A Hulk-a-maniac! He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks! (BLAAAH!) People like him till they find out he's unstable. He Sabued yo' momma through a coffee table!
What is a Juggaloooo? (A Juggalo? If that's what it is then the fuck if I know.) What is a Juggaloooo? (I don't know but I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life yo')
What is a Juggaloooo? (A Juggalo? If that's what it is then the fuck if I know.) What is a Juggaloooo? (I don't know but I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life yo')
What is a Juggaloooo? (A Juggalo? If that's what it is then the fuck if I know.) What is a Juggaloooo? (I don't know but I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life yo')
What is a Juggaloooooooo?
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Re: Fucking badass!
Somebody get some CP in here!. STAT!.
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No you sick fucks. Clown porn.
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Re: Fucking badass!
You have been turned into a Juggalo. Is this awesome? Y/N
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Re: Fucking badass!
Lime wrote: Kidnapping children is not badass.
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Re: Fucking badass!
Such actions may, however, allow you to meet a real badass like this guy:
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvUxdQ4q-Lg&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2Fvideosearch%3Fq%3DTaken%26oe%3Dutf-8%26rls%3Dcom.ubuntu%3Aen-US%3Aunofficial%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26um%3D1%26ie%3DUTF-8%26sa%3DN%26hl%3Den%26t&feature=player_embedded[/video]
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Re: Fucking badass!
Actually I wasn't referring to the attempted kidnapping, but rather that there's a bunch of Juggalos in Utah, apparently so fanatical that they're considered a gang...that no one understands.
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Re: Fucking badass!
n0th1n wrote: Such actions may, however, allow you to meet a real badass like this guy:
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvUxdQ4q-Lg&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2Fvideosearch%3Fq%3DTaken%26oe%3Dutf-8%26rls%3Dcom.ubuntu%3Aen-US%3Aunofficial%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26um%3D1%26ie%3DUTF-8%26sa%3DN%26hl%3Den%26t&feature=player_embedded[/video] This badass defies every single law and then some. Seriously.
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Re: Fucking badass!
YomToxic wrote: .....................
No you sick fucks. Clown porn. clowns~?! O.O *runs away n hides* kitty no like clowns >.<
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