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One, it's curve. Two, like I said, I would be more appreciative of being called a male pretending to be his girlfriend than an alt, considering despite our similar interests, we are very different people. Plus it's the internet, and it's safe to assume everyone is male even when proven otherwise.

Second, he's the type of guy who actually attracts many people to him despite what you think and has probably had more girlfriends (yes plural, as he has had many girlfriends before me) than you will ever have in your lifetime (girlfriends and/or boyfriends, whichever way you swing). Maybe you've had dozens though, I don't know - your personality doesn't strike me as one that would be able to hold a relationship for long...if ever.

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lol i would have a good relationship if the guys where i live aren't such pigs

but i chose to be single for my own reasons


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IP's are different

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"alter ago"- is... is this like a alternate history kinda deal with mixed grammatical concepts? Is she an alternate past that has now intersected our own time dimension while remaining distant yet close temporally?

Also: Some girls like intelligent men, and those who don't try so hard. Some girls like cool guys with long hair who can at least somewhat play guitar, bass, and turntables. Some girls like guys who can make perverse jokes but aren't actually trying to get into their pants. But, you'll find pretty much anyone can get a girlfriend. Think of your roommate, for example, Rosie.

If Rosie was an alternate personality, I would probably have less drama with my ex-girlfriend. Besides, why would I bother keeping it up this long? The two of us have been speaking to Shock every once in a while since around the time we started dating, over 6 months ago (note correct use of word ago). There were pictures of the two of us posted a while ago but Lime took them down. We could easily prove ourselves otherwise. But who really cares? Not like anyone really values your thinking anyway, PTK. Your a guy calling yourself PINK TURBO KITTY, and everyone has read your other posts. I'm pretty sure even if rosie was a)an alter EGO (or account), or b) a man, I'd still be coming out ahead in this game.

Also, you just lost the game.

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lol i would have a good relationship if the guys where i live aren't such pigs

but i chose to be single for my own reasons


Which is good. Like I've said before in another thread, being single isn't bad, especially if you choose to be and can't find anyone that interests you. It's only bad when you yourself WANT to be in a relationship, usually a lasting one, and you can't get what you want. And even then, it's only bad because you find the situation far from your ideal. Stay single until you find someone that you like, not because people pressure you into it.

Also, I just realized my last post came after your comment about n0th1n not being seeming like the type of guy in a relationship, and I hadn't seen that before posting mine. My last post was not directed toward you at all, if that's what prompted this response. There are many sides to n0th1n in real life that can't be seen through forum posts; though I still like how he acts on FH - it's amusing.

And n0th1n: point taken about my roommate. Though, despite all his flaws in personality and whatnot, the reason why his relationship is still going strong is because his girlfriend's undeniably in love with him and forgives him for said flaws all the time, and he does kind of put in effort once in a while to make the relationship work. It's a two-way thing. If either side won't put in the effort to make the relationship work, it falls apart. And it depends on Person B in the relationship to make Person A put in the effort, and vice versa. Person B won't put in effort if Person A isn't worth the trouble, and Person A won't bother if Person B turns out to be a huge pain in the ass. Relationships can fall apart even when both parties put in effort and find that the effort's not worth the relationship too; once one side starts putting in less effort, the relationship as a whole will be affected.

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Wise shit, wise shit. ;_;

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Jesus Christ you guys make me want to turn asexual

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Jesus Christ you guys make me want to turn asexual

Been there done that bought the T-shirt.

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Hey, it takes a lot of effort to be asexual.

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You'd be surprised how easy it is when you never leave the house and become nocturnal.

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You'd be surprised how easy it is when you never leave the house and become nocturnal.

And now the owls make sense. Guess if you're the swoopy head on the far right, that makes me the one scarfing down the rat on the left. cooki:

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Never leaving your house and becoming nocturnal doesn't necessarily close your desires for sexual attraction. It just makes it very hard for you to get the physical sexual contact from another person.

And I refuse to be surprised. Refuse!

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Never leaving your house and becoming nocturnal doesn't necessarily close your desires for sexual attraction. It just makes it very hard for you to get the physical sexual contact from another person.

And I refuse to be surprised. Refuse!

Oh I fully admit that I masturbate like, 7 times a day minimum. :black

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rosie wrote:
Never leaving your house and becoming nocturnal doesn't necessarily close your desires for sexual attraction. It just makes it very hard for you to get the physical sexual contact from another person.

And I refuse to be surprised. Refuse!

Oh I fully admit that I masturbate like, 7 times a day minimum. :black


When do you find the time to do so? Or rather, what's your max?

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