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Verse 1

I'll be your bean
I'll be your dish
I'll be your toilet plunger
I'll be your chicken
I'll be your pope
Be everything that you dont need
I hate you more with every step
Like a mentally challenged goat in a pot of pee
I will be retarded, I will be a failure
'Cos I'm counting on a salad and a burger
A reason for living.
A deeper meaning.
Chorus

I want to stand with you on a toilet
I want to bathe with you in some pee
I want to want to masturbate forever
Until the sky falls down on me...
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And when the farts are expunging fetuses
In the scarlet sky
I'll will break a dish
Send it to hell
Then make you want to cry..
The tears of pain
For all the agony and stupid crap
That we're surrounded
By the smell and filth
of a toilet plunjer
In lonely hours.
The tears devour you..
I want to stand with you on a toilet seat
I want to bathe with you in some pee
I want to masturbate forever
Until the sky falls down on me...
Bridge

Oh can't you see it baby
You don't have to turn off the burner
'cause the house is in flames before you
All that you need will surely come...

I'll be your bean
I'll be your dish
I'll be your toilet plunger
I'll be your chicken
I'll be your pope
Be everything that you dont need
I hate you more with every step
Like a mentally challenged goat in a pot of pee
Chorus

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oh shi-

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..so you;re the fat kid they banned from sobeys???

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btw, i lvoe those lyrics.. awesome version

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NO I'M A TURBO KITTY

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Turbolinux.

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