Author |
Message |
psychokittyboy
FH Pope
Posts: 4570 |
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:40 pm |
Cash on hand: 109,105.50
Group: Oldies |
|
What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
"RUN CHERUBS, RUN!"
_________________
Bubba wrote: PKB's accent is... awesome and.. surprisingly sexy.
|
Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:15 pm |
|
|
Dark Jester
Level 19
Posts: 1905 |
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:34 pm |
Cash on hand: 0.00
Group: Oldies |
|
Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
Pffft, as IF he'd go to heaven...
_________________
meldecite wrote: ahhh i wait for the day someone can get me off.
|
Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:21 pm |
|
|
psychokittyboy
FH Pope
Posts: 4570 |
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:40 pm |
Cash on hand: 109,105.50
Group: Oldies |
|
Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
That's what I said, still... "Some argue that he died of a heart attack from disappointment after hearing that Boyz II Men was a band, not a delivery service. "
_________________
Bubba wrote: PKB's accent is... awesome and.. surprisingly sexy.
|
Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:27 pm |
|
|
Dark Jester
Level 19
Posts: 1905 |
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:34 pm |
Cash on hand: 0.00
Group: Oldies |
|
Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
I heard he had the heart attack when he found out that NAMBLA was going to kick him out because they couldn't figure out if he was the M or the B, and as such was a pain in the ass to set up appointments for.
_________________
meldecite wrote: ahhh i wait for the day someone can get me off.
|
Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:30 pm |
|
|
psychokittyboy
FH Pope
Posts: 4570 |
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:40 pm |
Cash on hand: 109,105.50
Group: Oldies |
|
Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
Still, it's a shame Jackson died before he could finish his book, The Ins And Outs of Child Rearing
_________________
Bubba wrote: PKB's accent is... awesome and.. surprisingly sexy.
|
Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:38 pm |
|
|
Dark Jester
Level 19
Posts: 1905 |
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:34 pm |
Cash on hand: 0.00
Group: Oldies |
|
Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
Seriously though, I thought it would be the funniest/coolest thing that ever happened in the history of ever if, at his funeral, his skin melded back to being black.
_________________
meldecite wrote: ahhh i wait for the day someone can get me off.
|
Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:41 pm |
|
|
psychokittyboy
FH Pope
Posts: 4570 |
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:40 pm |
Cash on hand: 109,105.50
Group: Oldies |
|
Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
roflma
_________________
Bubba wrote: PKB's accent is... awesome and.. surprisingly sexy.
|
Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:48 pm |
|
|
CarsitoPyg
Level 11
Posts: 1150 |
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:35 pm |
Cash on hand: 2,504.00
Location: USA! |
Group: Oldies |
|
Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
He actually died from food poisoning. He was eating 12 year old nuts.
_________________
|
Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:27 pm |
|
|
psychokittyboy
FH Pope
Posts: 4570 |
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:40 pm |
Cash on hand: 109,105.50
Group: Oldies |
|
Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
Lime wrote: Dark Jester wrote: Pffft, as IF he'd go to heaven... There are no discrepancies in the christian religion dealing with pedophiles. Maybe rape and homosexuallity, but nothin dealing with pedophiles. ... so the point of commenting was?
_________________
Bubba wrote: PKB's accent is... awesome and.. surprisingly sexy.
|
Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:37 pm |
|
|
cluelessfurball
Expert Cumsniffer
Posts: 4786 |
Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:08 am |
Cash on hand: 75,561.50
Location: Elsewhere |
Group: Oldies |
Country: |
|
Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
Jacko liked little boys.
_________________ "Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." -George Orwell
|
Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:37 pm |
|
|
psychokittyboy
FH Pope
Posts: 4570 |
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:40 pm |
Cash on hand: 109,105.50
Group: Oldies |
|
Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
... No no, fairly sure we all know exactly what pedophiles are.
I meant you mentioned rape and homosexuality, both things he partook(lol, massacred that word) in. Thus the statement was valid, and your's really only backed it up.
_________________
Bubba wrote: PKB's accent is... awesome and.. surprisingly sexy.
|
Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:07 am |
|
|
「H A N Z O」
ANTI-POPE
Posts: 29891 |
Joined: Thu May 14, 2009 3:43 pm |
Cash on hand: 1,165,940.80
Location: BEL AIR |
Group: hanzo ord3r |
|
Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
_________________ Ringed with the azure world he stands Emperor of the sky Lord of the ocean The very image of a king
|
Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:43 am |
|
|
yakolets
Level 0
Posts: 19 |
Joined: Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:09 am |
Cash on hand: 0.00
Group: Registered users |
|
Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
RUN CHILDREN! RUN!!!!
|
Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:15 am |
|
|
Haz
Mother Fucker
Posts: 1531 |
Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:18 pm |
Cash on hand: 793.00
Group: Registered users |
|
Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
Lime wrote: I assumed there was another jab being made a pedos, as there are always is with people who misunderstand what a pedo is. Pedophilia-a sexual preference for children, boys or girls or both, usually of prepubertal or early pubertal age. That is pedophillia by Medical definition to know whether you are a pedophile or not is whether these criteria fit into you A. Over a period of at least 6 months, recurrent, intense sexually arousing fantasies, sexual urges, or behaviors involving sexual activity with a prepubescent child or children (generally age 13 years or younger); B. The person has acted on these sexual urges, or the sexual urges or fantasies cause marked distress or interpersonal difficulty; C. The person is at least age 16 years and at least 5 years older than the child or children in Criterion A.
_________________
|
Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:05 pm |
|
|
Haz
Mother Fucker
Posts: 1531 |
Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:18 pm |
Cash on hand: 793.00
Group: Registered users |
|
Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
WHAT!?!?
although I did look for the exact definition
everyone knows that pedophile means who has a sexual preference for children
_________________
|
Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:14 pm |
|
|
|