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Haz
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Re: This board is lacking. Have an oldtype CYOA
I SAID FAP AND YOU WILL GROW A PENIS IF YOU HAVE BUT THE CHARACTER WILL FAP!!
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「H A N Z O」
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Re: This board is lacking. Have an oldtype CYOA
Your charchter grows a penis and starts fapping furisoly.
Do you: Continue then eat your own seamen Hit your penis Rape someone
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Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:08 pm |
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BlackAmethyst
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Re: This board is lacking. Have an oldtype CYOA
You have now selected the Hidden Option "Master-GM is bored"
As you start fapping furiously, reality shatters around you as if the wholesome of existence was made of glass and that everything was being smashed, one existence at a time, leaving behind naught but the sight of blurred parasites not unlike those you would see on an old television. Without a warning, everything is turned off and extinct. None of your senses relay anything to you anymore as you are stuck in a plane that could very well be the Void. Unable to see or hear anything, to smell nor even to feel, you try to utter something, but no sound comes out of your invisible lips. Your own existence is fading away with your consciousness. An overwhelming drowsiness blurs your mind and prevent you from thinking straight.
As if to relieve you from your lone sufferings, or to scold you, the Voice of an Angry God reaches out to you, as well as its Fist which takes out a few of your teeth in the process.
"Ok, that we were starting to have at first the lulzrandom was fun then we suddenly had a shift toward a dramatic and more serious atmosphere which has been smashed by Haz and Hanzo. This is UNWANTED.
Both of lulzrandom idiocy and SRS BZNS dramatic nightmares can be interesting so what I suggest is as follow: This topic has served its purpose. I invite you to make new topics with a set GM that will be the only one that rules the story, or just a generic topic of random whoever do whatever like how this one started. There's a whole board for those things so you have enough space to do it."
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Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:04 pm |
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b1gdogdaddy
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Re: This board is lacking. Have an oldtype CYOA
You as HEAD GM i think it would be better...plus you seem to be really "creative" from what i've seen when you killed digit on the bar brawl topic(before he was revived)
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Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:07 am |
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BlackAmethyst
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Re: This board is lacking. Have an oldtype CYOA
Heh, I can't do everything. I did this topic to show people it isn't hard and try to get them to start their own crap. Sort of the get more activity in there
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Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:11 pm |
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Haz
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Re: This board is lacking. Have an oldtype CYOA
Hanzo wrote: Your charchter grows a penis and starts fapping furisoly.
Do you: Continue then eat your own seamen Hit your penis Rape someone Eat your own penis and then walk out the room with no medical treatment
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Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:51 pm |
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b1gdogdaddy
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Re: This board is lacking. Have an oldtype CYOA
wow hardcore...i can honestly say i would try that...
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Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:24 pm |
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ReinaHarden
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Re: This board is lacking. Have an oldtype CYOA
You make it as far as the pool and slip on the blood from your now missing penis, you hear growling and two zombie dogs shamble into view intent on devoring your fucked up corpse.
Fight Run Boat Mystery Box (Boat and Mystery Box are not actual options and are only there because I was watching that episode of Family Guy)
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Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:19 pm |
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b1gdogdaddy
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Re: This board is lacking. Have an oldtype CYOA
*Fight to the death*
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Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:13 am |
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ReinaHarden
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Re: This board is lacking. Have an oldtype CYOA
They run at you and you swing the deck brush as hard as you can knocking them both into the pool you spot a near by gas can and tip it in after them lighting the zippo and tossing it down after their broken bodies yelling various curse word laden phrases of your choosing that is until the area under you explodes.
I'm tired of taking this seioursly so make up your own options for this shit.
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BlackAmethyst
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Re: This board is lacking. Have an oldtype CYOA
Was good until Haz ruined shit.
'Nuff said.
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Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:26 pm |
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Haz
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Re: This board is lacking. Have an oldtype CYOA
Kain Lindwurm wrote: Was good until Haz ruined shit.
'Nuff said. ahh I how love to ruin things for people
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Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:55 pm |
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ReinaHarden
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Re: This board is lacking. Have an oldtype CYOA
It's was yes it was at least decent. (You spit out your current piece of gum and start chewing a new piece. Haz's missing penis wound is now gone! Nothing cures a missing penis like Gum. You also have no memory of it. Haz is gorgeous.)
You stare down at the smoldering corpses of the dogs hoping they are finally dead. You say a prayer for their souls, and walk off. You walk over to the shallow end of the pool. You're in a large room with an empty pool behind you in the deep end there are the corpses of two zombie dogs, they have been nearly blown apart. The wall in front of you has blood on it. There is a map on the wall. There is a message board on the wall. There are three exits A door on the far side of the room, and two passages to what appear to be the boys and girls locker rooms according to the symbols above the doors.
Suggestions: Examine Map Examine Message Board Examine Blood Go Out Door Enter Boy's Locker Room
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:09 pm |
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b1gdogdaddy
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Re: This board is lacking. Have an oldtype CYOA
*Examine map then message board*
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:46 pm |
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ReinaHarden
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You look at the map. In bold letters across the top is "Lady Gray's Private Academy for Gifted Youths". You almost vomit. From what you see your in the Basement of a four story school complex, making five stories in all. There are also three other buildings but they only have the current building's layout here. You look at the message board. Mostly useless garbage few things jump out to you as important, but as you're about to walk away you notice something glint. It's a key. Next ot it a note. Sadly the hand writing, if you could call it that, is such an untidy scrawl you have no chance of reading it.
Suggestions: Take Key Go Out Door Examine Blood Enter Boy's Locker Room
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