I voted Digit

PTK is irrelevant and very stupid. Worst part is he doesn't know it. All of his posts are gay and I seriously wish bad things on him.

Shock has always been stupid, but he used to admit it. Now, he's just a fag... but he's an original member so it's too late to be anything major like Brain Worms... more like a regular ol' tape worm. I don't wish bad on him, but I wouldn't care if something horrible happened to him.

Digit-Dick came around when I was gone, so i have no comment.

So a few questions for anyone who would like to spew some spam. How am I irrelevant? Sometimes Kain uses words in this funny ironic way. Carsito is just re-uttering what Kain said because he's too lazy to come up with stuff in his own words, say if Carsito just insulted me out of the blue he'd just call me a fag, since it's one of his favorite words. And how about stupid, what exactly makes me stupid? I dont imagine an average stupid person could do the things I can do.

And come to think of it... Why isnt Carsito on the poll? If you read the quote in this reply, you'll realize he's pretty stupid. Especially the second paragraph. Another example of his stupidity is a poem he wrote in the writing and literature forum, and well, if you dont think that's stupid, I suggest you read a book and stop drinking so heavily.

Nice try, but no.

Go back to your underground hide-out, Captain Irrelevant

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You can't furnish an explanation because you just pulled it out of your ass.

Almost a valid point. However, you failed to notice that this poll isn't about who is the highest quality of stupid, it uses another term: retarded.
Now, if I may elaborate even further, in popular speech, especially here in Forkheads, this is a broad term covering many things, some of which may involve stupidity, some annoyance, some lack of sense or lack of understanding. Part of what makes you annoying though, as so many have voiced already, is that you THINK you are smart when you are, in fact, far from it. Interestingly, in the above quote I voiced this, implying your stupidity for believing yourself smarter than you are in many areas and not yielding to those who are better qualified. I think, however, you probably missed that, as I was trying to be to nice and not say such so directly, though clearly enough to anyone who has made it to a high school reading level.

In the end, more and more people seem to be agreeing you deserve this new title because you continue to prove your worthiness as you try to combat, another mark of the loose term retard being used here. The other two candidates happen to have admitted their place of intelligence and annoyance and such, while trying to joke about it. This makes them far better than you. They've accepted what they are. Not only that but they are able to understand they know nothing or very little, which itself is a mark of wisdom.

The greatest part about what you've been doing is your questioning why some of those who have long been considered among the most intelligent on the board are not on the list. Hell, even without that bit, you questioned why the original poster didn't mark himself up for retard. Only Shock would possible do something like that, and not necessarily because he's a retard but because its part of his personality.

However, due to further evidence provided so readily by PTK, I would suggest we allow any who wish to change their votes now to PTK to voice it in a post.

You are Irrelevent because you post such stupid, half-baked, pipe dream ideas that you probably get after jerking off to animal porn, and tasting your own cum, and still expect people to take it as a compliment that you even deem to show yourself in front of us afterwards like it even matters to us weather you do or don't appear like the Cross-Gender Faggot you know you are.

I've been tl;dr'ing all day.

I skim throught the majority of N0th1n's posts

NO ONE NEEDS TO WRITE THAT MUCH IN THE SPAM SECTION

I find the portion I put in italics so amusing, considering the fact you're male and are posing as a female on the forum.

I always read the entirety of N0th1n's posts and enjoy them thank you.

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continue

Two can play this game, don't edit quotes of me anymore if you don't want an open war.

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