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To Head Procrastinator,

I saw your ad on Kijiji for the job toilet cleaner at your company. I also visited your website and saw your mission statement. I thought Id be perfect for the job because I do absolutely nothing. I think the most I do is eat and sleep and use the washroom.
For example, the other day I fell down the stairs and then I sat at the foot of the stairs and I did absolutely nothing. I decided to take a deck of cards from my pocket and play solitaire; I was just too lazy to get up.
I was doing my Income tax the other day. And then I spaced out. I believe five hours passed as I sat there in a daze. I had to wipe off a dribble of drool running down my face. I was just in my own way of doing my Income Tax. That’s why I usually file my Income Tax and then I send the income tax to the wrong address on purpose. Because they’re going to get it eventually, even if it went to the Esso station down the street from my house!

I hope to hear from you soon,

Thank-you for your time and consideration,

Sincerely,

Bubbles The Retarded Goat.

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... What?

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To Mr Kain,

So you are the Head Procrastinator of Do Nothing Inc? It's a pleasure to hear back from you! You might like to know more about my abilities at doing absolutly nothing at all. Me and one of my colleagues Hermaphrodite hippo did absolutely nothing together. You probably received a job application from him, her, it or whatever you would like to call they!
Just yesterday I flushed my keys down the toilet. I have no idea how I did it! Though I am so proud! I am really am that useless! Another example of my great incompetence is on my mothers birthday, I ran naked down the street like I ussually do with the little bell around my neck. No one seemed to notice. But it was such a lewd perverted act. I was glowing with pride! I felt so confident and happy with myself.

I really hope you consider my job application. I like to join your company and do absolutely nothing at all.

Sincerely,

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So CF turned a little bit furry-er it would seem...

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yay for the furryness


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10% Is ok. Furries are another matter.

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kitty is somewat furry XD


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Bubbles the retarded goat is a character I created.

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