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Tell a story. no matter how boring.

Today I made coffee. It was funny since I poured water into the back, but I turned the thing on thinking I already loaded coffee into it. I had to wait until the water was finished driping. Then I loaded it with coffee, poured water into it and then I flipped the switch. Waited for it to drip and then I enjoyed a pot of coffee. Sometimes for some reason I do things and I miss steps when I'm tired or upset.

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And nobody replied to this forum, because they are jewish.

And today I woke up and had a can of cola for breakfast. And then I took a shower and brush my teeth.

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I hunger. My hunger has been raging for hours. No food. Don't want to speak to anyone, going anywhere with people outside question. MY HUNGER ENRAGES ME.

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Eat yourself.


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Couple troubles at 9 P.M.

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right now i really need to go to bed

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Once upon a time, there was a fuck.

One day it left.

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There's something inside you, it's hard to explain. They're talking about you, boy. But you're still the same.

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「H A N Z O」 wrote:
There's something inside you, it's hard to explain. They're talking about you, boy. But you're still the same.


Once upon a time, there was once a Hanzo.
One day, he killed the monkey.
In order to cover up this gruesome murder,
he stole the Auschwitz Signboard.
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14/88

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I should have added nomysheepisdead.swf

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That would have made the story so much more glorious.

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nomyswfisdead.swf

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