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My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but now
I'm all fat and I haven't had my period in like eight months! Could I be pregnate?! im soooooooooooo confused!!!
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Re: My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but now
Hanzo, your attempts to offend the forum just arent funny anymore =/ You have to put more varience to your technique.
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「H A N Z O」
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Re: My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but now
What attempts to offend the forum? If I wanted to do that I'd just ban everyone.
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Re: My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but now
It's simply amazing how many retards think "pulling out" actually works.
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Re: My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but now
... I've done it. I mean, you shouldn't do it EVERY time... but ya know, in the mood n' shit.
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Re: My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but now
god damn it hanzo. You're supposed to put sheep's blood on your window because that keeps the witch from casting the spell on you when you have sex.
duh.
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Re: My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but now
Pulling out always works! I have SEVEN BASTARD CHILDREN TO PROVE IT.
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Re: My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but now
Oh dear me
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Re: My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but no
Because the conger spawns in the Sargasso Sea (in the west-central Atlantic) at depths of 10,000 to 12,000 feet, little is known about its mating habits. It is believed that congers only breed once in a lifetime, but this has not yet been conclusively proven, nor has the belief that congers die after mating.
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Re: My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but no
I got my girlfriend by cutting off my arms then filling my pants with superglue and cheez nips and when she wanted some cheez nips I said she could have some but I couldn't get them because I had no arms so she got her hands stuck in my pants and then I told the police she was raping me so she got put in jail and I told her I'd help her escape if she became my girlfriend and she said okay so that's how it happened.
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Re: My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but no
psychokittyboy wrote: ... I've done it. I mean, you shouldn't do it EVERY time... but ya know, in the mood n' shit. I can imagine a small army of li'l PKB's now.
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Re: My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but no
Well damn, maybe that's how Pengu Jr got in there!!!!
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Re: My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but no
YomToxic wrote: psychokittyboy wrote: ... I've done it. I mean, you shouldn't do it EVERY time... but ya know, in the mood n' shit. I can imagine a small army of li'l PKB's now. Ditto
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Re: My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but no
calli wrote: YomToxic wrote: psychokittyboy wrote: ... I've done it. I mean, you shouldn't do it EVERY time... but ya know, in the mood n' shit. I can imagine a small army of li'l PKB's now. Ditto Ohshi-
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Re: My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but no
By this point, I'm sure there is one.
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