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I'm all fat and I haven't had my period in like eight months! Could I be pregnate?! im soooooooooooo confused!!!

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Hanzo, your attempts to offend the forum just arent funny anymore =/ You have to put more varience to your technique.


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What attempts to offend the forum? If I wanted to do that I'd just ban everyone.

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It's simply amazing how many retards think "pulling out" actually works.

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... I've done it. I mean, you shouldn't do it EVERY time... but ya know, in the mood n' shit.

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god damn it hanzo. You're supposed to put sheep's blood on your window because that keeps the witch from casting the spell on you when you have sex.

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Pulling out always works! I have SEVEN BASTARD CHILDREN TO PROVE IT.


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Oh dear me

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Because the conger spawns in the Sargasso Sea (in the west-central Atlantic) at depths of 10,000 to 12,000 feet, little is known about its mating habits. It is believed that congers only breed once in a lifetime, but this has not yet been conclusively proven, nor has the belief that congers die after mating.

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Post Re: My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but no
I got my girlfriend by cutting off my arms then filling my pants with superglue and cheez nips and when she wanted some cheez nips I said she could have some but I couldn't get them because I had no arms so she got her hands stuck in my pants and then I told the police she was raping me so she got put in jail and I told her I'd help her escape if she became my girlfriend and she said okay so that's how it happened.

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... I've done it. I mean, you shouldn't do it EVERY time... but ya know, in the mood n' shit.


I can imagine a small army of li'l PKB's now. :dement

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Well damn, maybe that's how Pengu Jr got in there!!!!

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psychokittyboy wrote:
... I've done it. I mean, you shouldn't do it EVERY time... but ya know, in the mood n' shit.


I can imagine a small army of li'l PKB's now. :dement


Ditto :P

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calli wrote:
YomToxic wrote:
psychokittyboy wrote:
... I've done it. I mean, you shouldn't do it EVERY time... but ya know, in the mood n' shit.


I can imagine a small army of li'l PKB's now. :dement


Ditto :P


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By this point, I'm sure there is one.

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