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Mr Pimple Penis lived in a condom under the sea :O_O He had many pimples, especially on his head. All the other kids would make fun of him because he was the only kid in class with pimples on his head. He even had pimples on his neck. That's how he got his name, Mr Pimple Penis.

One day Pimple Penis came accross a fridge full of sponges. The sponges smelled sort of like rotten filth. He used one of the sponges to sponge off some of the sweat on his head. Then he walked down the road. 5 minutes later a tree sprouted out of one of his pimples and the tree said "Mr Pimple Penis, I have something to tell you." Pimple Penis replied "How the fuck did you know my name and what are you doing on my head?" :O_O The tree said "You must help save the swimming tampons at the edge of the world, it is your destiny" Mr Pimple penis waved his head around trying to get the tree to shut up.

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That.

Was.

A.

Wonderful.

Story.

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Mr pimple Penis whent onwards on his stead The Penis Horse. He was going accross some field and all of a sudden the penis horse trips over a bottle cap and poor Pimple Penis is sent flying away. He gets plugged into a hole and he couldnt get out for awhile

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OH NO


MR PIMPLE PENIS NOOOOOOO


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Mr Pimple penis ejaculated and got smaller and fell out of the hole. He licked himself clean of the syringes and stuff and then jumped back onto the penis horse. And he started riding again.

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what a brave little pimple penis.

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