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Wammy
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Give My Life Meaning
You can read the board title right? Yeah do it.
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Pantsman
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Re: Give My Life Meaning
You are you. Therefore, you exist.
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Mon Jan 20, 2014 4:12 pm |
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Wammy
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Re: Give My Life Meaning
No I still want to kill myself. You're not doing it right.
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Pantsman
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Re: Give My Life Meaning
Are people eating your cheese?
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Killable_Boa
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Re: Give My Life Meaning
The reason why you want to kill yourself is not given, therefore, little help can be given, so, what's gotten you so down?
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Mon Jan 20, 2014 4:16 pm |
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Wammy
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Re: Give My Life Meaning
I can't tell you that. You might think I have emotions or something.
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Mon Jan 20, 2014 4:17 pm |
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Pantsman
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Re: Give My Life Meaning
And thats why your life has meaning.
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Mon Jan 20, 2014 4:26 pm |
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Wammy
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Re: Give My Life Meaning
No Yom you're still shit at this.
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JasperBeauclair
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Re: Give My Life Meaning
oranges are orange dont slit your wrists i cant rhyme with orange, therefore you exist
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Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:55 pm |
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Rem
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Re: Give My Life Meaning
Life has no intrinsic meaning. Experiment with different lifestyles. Probably find happiness. GLHF.
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Mon Jan 20, 2014 10:02 pm |
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fluffy
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Re: Give My Life Meaning
Who are you and why should I care? Oh, wait, not helping.
You are as unique and special in all the world as a snowflake; you will also melt into oblivion and nothing of value will be lost. Damn it, that's not it either.
Just because you're needed doesn't mean you're valuable. Almost got it.
Even the most exquisite gear serves the machine. No, no, no. I've got this.
They want you to kill yourself so stick it to the man by not killing yourself. Yeah, nailed it. Now fuck off and die because I'm fucking sick as shit of suicide and the patrons thereof.
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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LordofFlames
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Re: Give My Life Meaning
You better find something to make you take control, or something that does so you dont have to take control. We live in a hard world, and this world does not suffer the weak. We who remain, keep up the fight against whatever demon is next in line. My demons even have a queue number system now ;P
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Wammy
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Re: Give My Life Meaning
Guys I'm not actually suicidal. The "I still want to kill myself" thing was a joke. Relax.
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Rem
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Re: Give My Life Meaning
No.
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Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:20 am |
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Killable_Boa
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Re: Give My Life Meaning
Wait, I've got it, this is the answer, you can't die because of boobs, enormous boobs, ass and other things girls have, or if you're into men, you never know, then you can't die because of dicks and ass.
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