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Post Foods that Make You Poop Fistfully (or not)
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So there are some foods that can make you poop shit like you got gang fisted. These foods may primarily concern fast food.

My number one culprit is the burger. Why? It's because of the buns, whose suppose to have fiber to help you digest shit like the green veggies. Unfortunately, that is not the case. On the minus, the meat size versus the veggie slices are definitely more so prepare for the fisting like no other. No ma burgers for me! Well, maybe the small ones count.

Maybe it deals with dryness; soda, when you drink your fast food with soda (and even fries), you get that sugary thing. Soda's great taste though. Not that I want to bitch around soda, but it's a suspicion.

I think it depends on the matter of staleness that makes the poop into a fisting sensation.
Beans are great source of fiber despite its yield for protein or vitamin B, that means possibly good for poop. I don't know if I should put this down, but milk (and maybe cereal) can lead to quicker poop so be careful if you got a time schedule that constricts your pooping freedom.

I was leaning towards hard/soft tacos and burritos. Maybe even salad. They okay, but it's like the ultimate diet that requires a check onto your physical activities. Maybe, I should just buy another number and that be that.

I was also going to find some delicious, but expensive sandwiches. These sandwiches are usually meaty, but that's the benefit of less hunger. I wonder if beans have a similar effect. Anyways, I would mix these meals with brought greens to cover my ass. Same goes the rest of the other meals.

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Sport drinks suck too. They are supposed to hydrate, but they leak out of my ass like burning sulfur. Too spicy. Doesn't feel good! I can't sit lest the cheeks can blazing each other like fucking hell! Washing is no good if you don't have immediate access, remember to put up with lotion. Lubricate it good! It helps, but natural healing is the ultimate remedy. No, no cold can really do much except for numbing the pain. I remember that vitamin B drinks are also like sport drinks, but as the much worse version. These two are like soda, but in the much dangerous hazard category.

Generally, sport drinks are a disease, by means upheld by the law, ban them!

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I am horrified at the thought of fistful poops.

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Now, I declared war on burger buns, soda, and sport drinks. But this time, I declare war on dry foods in general.

That could mean anything, but yes, chow mein is now considered a dry food, rich in dry fiber. It's not the kind of fiber that gives you poop smoothie, it's the kind of fiber that roughs up your ass like a fist and lets it bleed for its vampiric leeching bloodlust. Sick and disgusting, but true. Chow mein was never a close enough natural (preparation) process. It truly become something else after it stages of transformation. Last thing I don't want is a fucking edible tapeworm rummaging through my fucking ass. Not many people want bloody asses. Get direct fiber right away. May God have mercy on your asses.

Everybody in the channel, please cater to dictation of beans and salad. They both a part of the natural vegetation. When summer comes and is hell bent on making your ass a river of blood, let veggies fight the desert of death, for it your only chance for survival. I have experience these ordeals of tribulation for so long.

I now know why Mexican dishes are considered a time tested practice against the ravaging sands and wind of time. I know that it's a bit to wrap your mind around the importance of beans, but this food have both fiber and protein at the same time. It cause farts as well! Mmm, good! As far as I know, the beans I have eaten have liquids so you are guaranteed the tender gentle moistness that will take care your behind. It's possible to have rock hard beans, but I will update should I chanced upon it. Try to get it with some other food like salad. It is my hope that beans will fulfill your hunger and your waste. I will start buying beans into my daily diet.

This is my ass swearing, good god and good luck. Over and out.

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Carlos era o filho mais novo do rei Cristiano V da Dinamarca e da condessa Carlota Amália de Hesse-Cassel. Entre os seus irmãos estava o rei Frederico IV da Dinamarca. Os seus avós paternos eram o rei Frederico III da Dinamarca e a duquesa Sofia Amália de Brunsvique-Luneburgo. Os seus avós maternos eram o conde Guilherme VI de Hesse-Cassel e a marquesa Edviges Sofia de Brandemburgo.[1]

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