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How to be a BAD Credit Card customer.
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Pantsman
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How to be a BAD Credit Card customer.
LOLOLOL IS THIS ILLEGAL!?— There are very few areas of life where you get rewarded for being bad. In fact most of you pussies will learn right after taking your baby steps is that bad behavior has its very bad consequences; - getting an anal spanking
- having to sit inside during recess
- getting after-school detention
- blah blah blah
As you get older, you realize that things really don’t change that much; - Bad behavior still has its consequences, although the stakes have been raised a little—correction, a lot higher.
( Go to jail.) However, another thing you'll learn as you grow up is that everything depends on your perspective—unless you're an institutionalized retard. What one person sees as bad may be considered good by somebody else. Let’s take credit cards for example. The way I see shit, I’m a great credit card user. Thanks to the credit card companies I get cash back and rewards for money that I was going to spend anyway. Credit card companies see things differently though. In fact, the credit card industry even has a name for people like me: " deadbeats." That’s right. I’m a credit card deadbeat and proud of it. Guess what? You can be a deadbeat, too! Use your credit card like it’s cash. It doesn’t take a genius to realize that if you use your credit card like it’s cash, then you’ll never end up in debt. Why? Because if you treat credit cards like cash, then you’ll never spend more than you actually have. Easier said than done, I know, but nobody said being a deadbeat was easy. So stfu and pay attention. - (external voice clip: Baka Shinji!)
Be sure to pay off your full balance each month. Once you start treating your credit card like it’s cash, you’re well on your way to becoming a successful deadbeat. The next step is simple. Since you’re already spending within your means, you should be able to easily pay off your credit card balance in full every month. Credit card companies just fuckin' hate that. Final step: Cash in on the rewards. So now that you’re spending only what you can afford and paying off the full balance each month there’s only one thing left to do: - milk the credit card companies for the rewards.
Get yourself some cash back, gift cards, plane tickets— and moar—then enjoy! You are now the ultimate credit card deadbeat. Being bad has never felt so good .
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CarsitoPyg
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Re: How to be a BAD Credit Card customer.
LOL, I liked this one.
In fact, my mom is exactly like this. She's really good at managing money so she has excellent credit and is hardly in any kind of debt.
nicely done.
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Re: How to be a BAD Credit Card customer.
I really liked this, yom. Post moar tutorials
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Pantsman
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Re: How to be a BAD Credit Card customer.
pinkturbokitty wrote: I really liked this, yom. Post moar tutorials I will.
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Re: How to be a BAD Credit Card customer.
Yeah this is good. Deadbeat series of tutorials perhaps? Living hax? teach the community moar cool shit.
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Re: How to be a BAD Credit Card customer.
I must try this. Also GO TO JALL
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Re: How to be a BAD Credit Card customer.
perfectly legal win.
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Re: How to be a BAD Credit Card customer.
um... that's how I do it. I keep my cash at home, and I spend exactly how much I have. I go into the negative, and when I hit my paycheck amount in negative I cash it in. I always have like 32 cents in my account but can get whatever I want online.
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Re: How to be a BAD Credit Card customer.
LOLOLOL IS THIS ILLEGAL?!.
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There are very few areas of life where you get rewarded for being bad. In fact, most of you pussies will learn right after taking your baby steps is - that bad behavior has its very bad consequences - getting an anal spanking, having to sit inside during recess, getting after-school detention, blah blah blah. As you get older, you realize that things really don’t change that much. Bad behavior still has its consequences although the stakes have been raised a little(actually;lots) higher. (GO TO JALL).
However, another thing you'll learn as you grow up is that everything depends on your perspective(unless you're an institutionalized RETARD.). What one person sees as bad may be considered good by somebody else. Let’s take credit cards for example. The way I see shit, I’m a great credit card user. Thanks to the credit card companies, I get cash back and rewards for money that I was going to spend anyway.
Credit card companies see things differently though. In fact, the credit card industry even has a name for people like me — deadbeats. That’s right. I’m a credit card deadbeat and proud of it. Guess what? You can be a deadbeat too.
Use your credit card like it’s cash. It doesn’t take a genius to realize that if you use your credit card like it’s cash, then you’ll never end up in debt. Why? Because if you treat credit cards like cash, then you’ll never spend more than you actually have. Easier said than done, I know, but nobody said being a deadbeat was easy. So stfu and pay attention. (external voice clip: Baka Shinji!)
Be sure to pay off your full balance each month. Once you start treating your credit card like it’s cash, you’re well on your way to becoming a successful deadbeat. The next step is simple. Since you’re already spending within your means, you should be able to easily pay off your credit card balance in full every month. Credit card companies just fuckin' hate that.
Final step: Cash in on the rewards. So now that you’re spending only what you can afford and paying off the full balance each month there’s only one thing left to do — milk the credit card companies for the rewards. Get yourself some cash back, gift cards, plane tickets, AND MOAR! ... and then enjoy! You are now the ultimate credit card deadbeat.
Being bad has never felt so good.
Bold denotes more emphasis voice.
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Re: How to be a BAD Credit Card customer.
OK, I think I've got it. I've put each sentence onto its own line and cleaned up some of the punctuation for timing purposes and changed CapsROCK to just bold. Let me know if this is acceptable. I also think a good name for this series is "playing to win." YomToxic wrote: LOLOLOL IS THIS ILLEGAL!?— There are very few areas of life where you get rewarded for being bad. In fact most of you pussies will learn right after taking your baby steps is that bad behavior has its very bad consequences; - getting an anal spanking
- having to sit inside during recess
- getting after-school detention
- blah blah blah
As you get older, you realize that things really don’t change that much; - Bad behavior still has its consequences, although the stakes have been raised a little—correction, a lot higher.
( Go to jail.) However, another thing you'll learn as you grow up is that everything depends on your perspective—unless you're an institutionalized retard. What one person sees as bad may be considered good by somebody else. Let’s take credit cards for example. The way I see shit, I’m a great credit card user. Thanks to the credit card companies I get cash back and rewards for money that I was going to spend anyway. Credit card companies see things differently though. In fact, the credit card industry even has a name for people like me: " deadbeats." That’s right. I’m a credit card deadbeat and proud of it. Guess what? You can be a deadbeat, too! Use your credit card like it’s cash. It doesn’t take a genius to realize that if you use your credit card like it’s cash, then you’ll never end up in debt. Why? Because if you treat credit cards like cash, then you’ll never spend more than you actually have. Easier said than done, I know, but nobody said being a deadbeat was easy. So stfu and pay attention. - (external voice clip: Baka Shinji!)
Be sure to pay off your full balance each month. Once you start treating your credit card like it’s cash, you’re well on your way to becoming a successful deadbeat. The next step is simple. Since you’re already spending within your means, you should be able to easily pay off your credit card balance in full every month. Credit card companies just fuckin' hate that. Final step: Cash in on the rewards. So now that you’re spending only what you can afford and paying off the full balance each month there’s only one thing left to do: - milk the credit card companies for the rewards.
Get yourself some cash back, gift cards, plane tickets— and moar—then enjoy! You are now the ultimate credit card deadbeat. Being bad has never felt so good.
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Re: How to be a BAD Credit Card customer.
Yeah, this looks a lot better - more scriptish.
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Re: How to be a BAD Credit Card customer.
i dont use credit cards my cards draw money straight from my bank account but now that i know that credit cards give FUCKING REWARDS im switching
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Re: How to be a BAD Credit Card customer.
decided to update this to make it 200% fluffier
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Re: How to be a BAD Credit Card customer.
Heh, it's great.
Actually yomu, you should make this into an animated show with voiceovers and dramatic graphics. Spread your artistic power!
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Re: How to be a BAD Credit Card customer.
I was looking for a good image macro to use here but I got distracted by other funny jokes, TVTropes and of course photographs of attractive women only leaving enough to the imagination that the loose straps barely holding up mammals' titular feature (wow, two boob jokes for the price of one) come (zing!) unraveled in the theater of my mind. Find your own image to make fun of you explaining what this thread is for: don't explain the joke.
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